{"product_id":"sling-bag-wasn-t-me","title":"Sling Bag – Wasn’t Me","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCaught red-pawed and still denying everything. The Wasn’t Me Sling Bag features two fluffy pups surrounded by the evidence of a spectacular gardening mishap—spilled soil, overturned flowerpots, scattered paw prints, and colorful flowers. The \u003cstrong\u003e“WHO DID IT?”\u003c\/strong\u003e speech bubble makes the innocent expressions even funnier, turning classic guilty-dog behavior into a playful everyday accessory for anyone who knows pets are never responsible for anything. Obviously.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% polyester, this lightweight sling bag features three separate zippered compartments to help organize smaller everyday essentials. The adjustable carrying strap lets you customize the crossbody fit, while durable plastic D-rings and zipper closures make it a convenient option for errands, walks, casual outings, travel, and days when you only need the essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Sling bag featuring the Wasn’t Me design\u003cbr\u003e✔ Two fluffy pups sit right in the middle of a suspicious gardening disaster\u003cbr\u003e✔ Spilled soil and overturned flowerpots provide some fairly convincing evidence\u003cbr\u003e✔ Scattered paw prints make the pups’ claims of innocence even less believable\u003cbr\u003e✔ Colorful flowers add bright, playful detail to the scene\u003cbr\u003e✔ Bold \u003cstrong\u003e“WHO DID IT?”\u003c\/strong\u003e speech bubble completes the guilty-dog humor\u003cbr\u003e✔ Clean white background keeps the colorful artwork crisp and easy to see\u003cbr\u003e✔ Funny pet-mischief theme is perfect for dog lovers and pet parents\u003cbr\u003e✔ Made from 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e✔ Three separate zippered compartments help organize everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e✔ Convenient for carrying a phone, wallet, keys, small snacks, and other smaller items\u003cbr\u003e✔ Adjustable carrying strap allows you to customize the crossbody fit\u003cbr\u003e✔ Durable plastic D-rings\u003cbr\u003e✔ Zipper closures on all pockets\u003cbr\u003e✔ Lightweight construction is convenient for everyday carrying\u003cbr\u003e✔ Great for errands, walks, sightseeing, casual outings, festivals, and travel\u003cbr\u003e✔ Makes a fun gift for dog moms, dog dads, pet parents, animal lovers, and anyone personally familiar with the phrase “Wasn’t me”\u003cbr\u003e✔ Care: Spot clean or dry clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWasn’t Me brings the perfect amount of canine chaos to your everyday carry. As for who knocked over the flowerpots? The investigation remains suspiciously unresolved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"215 Connected LLC","offers":[{"title":"14.5\" × 9''","offer_id":54532180443420,"sku":"20570851982432320888","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/9267\/1004\/files\/8421351919726576645_2048.jpg?v=1788623626","url":"https:\/\/215connected.com\/products\/sling-bag-wasn-t-me","provider":"215 Connected LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}