{"product_id":"drawstring-bag-brains-only","title":"Drawstring Bag – Brains Only","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSurvival gets sarcastic with the Brains Only Drawstring Bag. Featuring a gritty comic-panel zombie scene with stark black-and-white illustration, toxic green accents, and the exchange “Are they gonna eat us?” — “No, they only eat brains,” this design delivers apocalypse-level horror with a perfectly timed punchline. Dark, graphic, and just insulting enough, Brains Only turns an everyday carry bag into a statement piece with underground-comic attitude.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight and easy to grab on the go, this drawstring bag provides convenient storage for everyday essentials without the bulk of a traditional backpack. The drawstring closure makes it quick to open, close, and carry, making it a practical choice for school, casual outings, travel, events, and everyday errands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Drawstring bag featuring the Brains Only design\u003cbr\u003e✔ Comic-panel zombie artwork with a gritty underground-comic aesthetic\u003cbr\u003e✔ “Are they gonna eat us?” and “No, they only eat brains.” comic dialogue\u003cbr\u003e✔ Black-and-white illustration accented with toxic green details\u003cbr\u003e✔ Zombie-apocalypse theme combines horror with sarcastic dark humor\u003cbr\u003e✔ Drawstring closure provides quick and convenient access to your belongings\u003cbr\u003e✔ Lightweight construction makes it comfortable for everyday carrying\u003cbr\u003e✔ Spacious interior provides room for everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e✔ Easy alternative to a traditional backpack for lighter loads\u003cbr\u003e✔ Drawstrings function as convenient shoulder straps for hands-free carrying\u003cbr\u003e✔ Easy to fold or pack inside larger luggage when traveling\u003cbr\u003e✔ Bold graphic artwork turns a practical everyday bag into a statement accessory\u003cbr\u003e✔ Great for school, gym trips, conventions, festivals, travel, casual outings, and everyday errands\u003cbr\u003e✔ Makes a killer gift for zombie fans, comic lovers, gamers, horror enthusiasts, and anyone with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the zombies show up, apparently not everyone needs to worry. Brains Only carries the essentials while the undead sort out the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54457445908764,"sku":"11634146644477079788","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/9267\/1004\/files\/1785923368537689116_2048.jpg?v=1787329390","url":"https:\/\/215connected.com\/products\/drawstring-bag-brains-only","provider":"215 Connected LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}